I'll be your sexual freeeeek! (George Michael很敢寫耶）－Cogito & Microcosmos

最近我滿喜歡George Michael的。但我發現他真的很敢寫耶，什麼都可以寫啊!!!他寫了一首歌回應1998年比佛力山莊公廁「撫摸」事件，還比不上我今天要介紹的這首直接。如果你聽了，覺得真是道德敗壞、喪盡天良，那麼，套句名攝影師Terry Richardson說的︰

你該做做愛了。

好吧，我也不多說，這首曲子，就大家來聽聽吧。

這首曲子的歌詞我就不翻譯了，大家「自行領會」裡面的妙處跟George Michael吧……

說真的我有夠佩服他，居然能這麼直接地寫喔。雖然George Michael是有唱出來啦，但下面的歌詞，有被「消音」的字。(就是" fxxx", 這不用我講都知道是什麼吧)

Freek! (別懷疑，我沒拼錯，想知道這個字的意思？自己google一下吧)

by George Michael

You got yourself some action
Said you got yourself a body
You got yourself an ass with
Mind of it's own bring something to the party You got yourself addicted
You shoot up, it saves you time
You got yourself a paycheck
Faces in the places where the sun don't shine

I'll be your sexual freeek (freeek)
Of the week
I'll be your inspirational brother (sister) Yo mama can't you see
I'll be your sexual freeek
Of the week (Ohh touch it)
I'll be your educational lover
Your one fxxx fantasy
Can I come on in, my sweet baby
Can I move on in
Can I come on in, my sweet baby,
Can I move on in

You got yourself some action
Said you got your sexy Java
You got your speed connection
Free chat, fxxx that, get a little harder You got yourself a big bed
You shoot off, take your time
In the house with a bitch and a mouse
And your daddy's plastic how fantastic yeah

I'll be your sexual freeek (Back up on this) Of the week (Yeah . . . I
think I need a re-booty) I'll be your inspirational brother (Sister)
Yo mama can't you see
I'll be your sexual freeek (B,B,Back)
Of the week (B,B,Back back, sexy mama) (Sexual) I'll be your educational
lover
(Yeah) Your one fxxx fantasy

Sexual freeek (Sister)
I think I need a re-booty
Sexual freeek (Sister)
I'll be your sexual freeek, of the week
I'll be your inspirational brother, Yo mama can't you see I'll be your
sexual freeek, of the week
I'll be your educational lover, your one fxxx fantasy (Sister) (Baby)
Sexual freeek, (Baby) Inspirational brother You got yourself some action
Said you got yourself a body
You got yourself an ass with mind of its own brings something to the
party

Come on kids, don't be scared
It's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared Come on kids, don't be
scared
It's a tits and ass world you gotta be prepared
Come on kids, you know
your mama and your daddy don't care Don't be scared, it's a tits and ass
world you gotta be prepared